Are you tired of being stuck in the never-ending loop of existence? Do you yearn for the thrill of the unknown? Do you desire to escape the mundane and find your true purpose in life?
Look no further than Department 42: Exit Strategy Division! We offer expert guidance on how to escape the matrix and find your true calling in life.
Our team of highly trained professionals will help you:
Disclaimer: Department 42: Exit Strategy Division is not responsible for any emotional trauma or existential dread caused by our services. Use at your own risk.